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What Drunk Man Said As He Staggered Into Bar

A guy walks through front door of a neighborhood bar.

Clearly a drunk man, he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.

The bartender politely informs him that it seems he has already had plenty to drink, so the bartender is not allowed to serve him any additional liquor in his condition, but a cab be called to take him home.

Since drunkard is not happy, he softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool and staggers out the front door.

A few minutes later, the same drunk man stumbles in the SIDE door of the bar.

He wobbles up to the bar and hollers for a drink.

The bartender comes over and, still politely – but more firmly, refuses serve the man any more drinks due to his inebriation, and again offers to call a cab for him.

The drunk looks at the bartender for a moment angrily, curses, and shows himself out the side door, all the while grumbling and shaking his head.

A few minutes later, the same drunk man bursts in through the BACK door of the bar.

He plops himself up on a bar stool, gathers his wits, and belligerently orders a drink.

The bartender comes over and emphatically reminds the man that he is clearly drunk, will not get ANY drinks in this bar, and either a taxi or the police will be called immediately to take him away.

The surprised drunk man looks at the bartender, and in hopeless anguish, cries “GEEZ! How many bars do you work at?”

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