Tag: blondes
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Blonde With Broken Bones
A blonde went to her doctor. The doctor looked at her and asked what was the problem. She responded, “Listen I have this horrible fear, that I’ve broken every bone in my body.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor “how could that possibly be so, you walked in here?” So the blonde explained her…
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Blonde Learns State Capitals
Some men in a bar were talking about how dumb blondes are. A blonde walks in and says that they are not dumb. They said prove it by coming back tomorrow and naming the capital of any state in the United States. The blonde said sure. So she went home, studied all night long and…
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Blonde and Magical Mirror
There was once this magical mirror, which given the truth, would give you anything you desire. If you lied, you would disappear. A redhead walks up to the mirror and goes, “I think I’m the most beautiful women in the world.” Poof! She disappears. A brunette goes up to the mirror and goes, ” I…
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Blonde applies for job as sheriff deputy
The local sheriff looks for a deputy A blonde went in to apply for a deputy’s job the local police officer was offering. “Okay,” the sheriff asked her, “What is 1 and 1?” “Eleven,” she replied. The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.” Then the sheriff said, “What two…
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Why blonde throws away good nails
Riddle of Blondes and Nails Two blonde carpenters were busy constructing a house wood and nails. One blonde was on a ladder, nailing. She’d reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail, look at it, and either toss it over her shoulder or proceed to nail it into the wood. The other blonde couldn’t…
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Three blondes order drinks in bar
Seems that three blondes sat down at the bar in a tavern for a few drinks. The first blonde confidently places her order with the bartender, “I’ll have a BM.” The bartender, wondering what what the heck that means, asks her, “A what?” She says, “A Bloody Mary, duh.” Then the second blonde tells the…