A blonde went to her doctor.
The doctor looked at her and asked what was the problem.
She responded, “Listen I have this horrible fear, that I’ve broken every bone in my body.”
“What do you mean?” asked the doctor “how could that possibly be so, you walked in here?”
So the blonde explained her problem in more detail.
“Listen doc, every time I touch here, or here, or here, or even here (she was touching her earlobe with her index finger).”
The doctor looked at her and said, “My dear, I believe you have a broken finger”