Tag: blondes
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Coed In Football Jersey
Young coed makes the football team. A beautiful young busty coed sat down in the classroom on the opening day of her college course proudly wearing the football team’s jersey. The young guy sitting behind the coed tapped her on the shoulder and asked her, “What are you doing, coming to class wearing the school’s…
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Blonde Doubles Her Pleasure
Blond finds out she is pregnant with twins.
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Revenge for blonde on a flight
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to…
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Top 21 Inventions By Blondes
The water-proof towel Glow in the dark sunglasses Solar powered flashlights Submarine screen doors A book on how to read Inflatable dart boards A dictionary index Mechanical Pencil sharpeners Powdered water Pedal-powered wheel chairs Waterproof tea bags Watermelon seed sorter Zero proof alcohol Reuseable ice cubes See-through toilet tissue Skinless bannanas Do-it-yourself road map Turnip…
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Blonde on flight with severe engine problems
Fifteen minutes into the flight from Phoenix to Chicago, the captain announced, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left.” Thirty minutes later the captain announced, “One more engine has failed and…
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Blonde With Broken Bones
A blonde went to her doctor. The doctor looked at her and asked what was the problem. She responded, “Listen I have this horrible fear, that I’ve broken every bone in my body.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor “how could that possibly be so, you walked in here?” So the blonde explained her…