The local sheriff looks for a deputy
A blonde went in to apply for a deputy’s job the local police officer was offering.
“Okay,” the sheriff asked her, “What is 1 and 1?”
“Eleven,” she replied.
The sheriff thought to himself, “That’s not what I meant, but she’s right.”
Then the sheriff said, “What two days of the week start with the letter ‘T’?”.
“Today and tomorrow.” replied the blonde.
Surprised again the blonde supplied a correct answer, which he never thought of himself, he went on the next question.
“Now, listen carefully, who killed Abraham Lincoln,” asked the sheriff.
The blonde looked a little surprised herself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, “I don’t know.”
The sheriff replied, “Well, why don’t you go home and work on that one for a while?”
So, the blonde wandered over to the beauty parlor, where her friends waited to hear what happened at the interview.
The blonde was so happy and told them, “It went great! First day on the job and I’m already working on a murder case!”