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Adulterous Boss
Female boss turns out to be an adulterous boss. Three secretaries, brunette, redhead and blonde females, work in an office together for their female boss. They begin to notice the boss leaves work early almost every day. One day they decide that since the boss takes off ahead of closing time, they will be right […]
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Blonde With Glass Eye
A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blonde eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her. Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of its socket towards the man. With lightning quick […]
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Blonde On An Airplane
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to economy because she doesn’t have a first class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in first class until we reach Sweden.” […]
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One-Line Blonde Jokes
What do you call an eternity? Four blondes at a four way stop. Why do blondes have “TGIF” written on their shoes? Toes Go In First. Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for 4 hours they finally saw a sign that said “Disneyland left,” so they turned around and went […]
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Year In Review – The Blonde Version
January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels….. Helllloooo!!! Bottles won’t fit in printer!!! March Got really excited….. Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months….. Box said “2-4 years!” April Trapped on escalator for hours….. Power went out!!! May Tried to make […]
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Tight-skirted Blonde Enters Bus
Blonde in a tight skirt pulls the wrong zipper In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful young blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots. As the bus rolled up and it came her turn to get on, […]