Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation. They wanted to make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy. As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store. They bought…
Why was the blonde laughing while the man ripped her clothes off?She knew they’d never fit him. What do you call a blonde at the library?Lost! Why do blondes eat so much salad?They eat like rabbits, too. How do you recognize a blonde at a car wash?She’s the one on her bike. What is the…
If you’re a woman, follow these blonde commandments to rule your man. If you are a man, know you have been had by a dumb blonde when this list describes you.
Three priests fled from their passionate encounter with a busty blonde. Three priests were waiting in line for tickets to go home to Pittsburg at an airport. Behind the counter was a very, very shapely blonde: well-endowed, gorgeous, stunningly beautiful. The priests were all embarrassed staring at the shapely blonde, so they drew straws to…
Three beautiful women were stranded on a desert island after a shipwreck: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. One day after several months of living on the desert island, they saw something glittering in the sand near the shore. As they get closer to the mysterious object, the realize that it is a lantern….
A blonde took her initial lessons on how to fly a helicopter. She did all her groundwork and was finally ready to take off into the air. The helicopter instructor told her, “Take the chopper to 1,000 feet.” So she took it up 1,000 feet and leveled off. Then the instructor said, “Take it up…