A sexy blonde was on vacation in Florida.
She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but did not want to pay the high prices the local stores were asking.
After becoming frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,
“Maybe I’ll just go out alligator hunting and catch one on my own so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”
The guy said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps to go alligator hunting.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home, when he spots the blonde standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he sees a huge nine foot alligator swimming quickly toward her.
She takes aim, kills the creature and hauls the gator on to the swamp bank.
Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures.
He watches in amazement at her alligator hunting skill.
Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it’s back, and frustrated after all the hunting, shouts out,
“Darn it, this one isn’t wearing any alligator shoes either!”