Tag: advice
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Serenity Solution
If you seek the Serenity Solution Look for it through the eyes of another If you can start the day without caffeine or pep pills, If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food everyday and be…
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Uncommon Wisdom
16 Humorous Quotes To Relieve Stress Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person. Some mistakes are too much fun to…
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How To Sell Anything
How To Sell Anythimg Want to improve your sales? Here is a lesson in salesmanship A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas.”…
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Coffee Addiction
You’ve Had Too Much Coffee When: Juan Valdez names his donkey after you. You get a speeding ticket even when you’re parked. You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. You sleep with your eyes open. You have to watch videos in fast-forward. You lick your coffeepot clean. Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.…
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101 Easy Ways To Say No
I would love to, but… I have to floss my cat I’ve dedicated my life to linguine I want to spend more time with my blender The President said he might drop in The man on television told me to say tuned I’ve been scheduled for a karma transplant It’s my parakeet’s bowling night It…