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Why does beggar with Star of David sit outside church?

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large Star of David. After church, the congregants file out, each placing money in the […]

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A Man, A Boy and Their Donkey

An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics […]

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Funny Voicemail Greetings

Ditch boring voicemail greetings Here’s 14 funny ones to make the caller smile. If you are a burglar, then we’re at home cleaning our weapons and can’t come to the phone. Otherwise, we may be home or not so leave a message. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but we’ll […]

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Happiness as immune booster

Research suggests a link between happiness and immune strength, everything else being equal. “I’m pretty sure that laughter is not the best medicine. Nonetheless, the research consistently shows that happiness has impressive medical benefits. And these benefits include improvements to the immune system.” So while jokes alone won’t do the trick, having a positive attitude […]

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Thoughts For Today

Birds of a feather flock together . . . .and then crap on your car. A penny saved is a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, […]

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Do Not Eat Guidelines

A Guide To Food Spoilage For Guys Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3 block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled. Flour: If it wiggles…it’s spoiled. Lettuce: Bibb […]