Modern American Proverbs
18 modern proverbs on life in America Money doesn’t bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. […]
Memorable Dear Abby Q&A
Dear Abby replies with her usual wit and wisdom.
Funny Confucius Sayings
Banned Confucius sayings in fortune cookies.
Humorous solutions to everyday problems.
14 Life Lessons My Mother Taught Me
My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.” My Mother taught me MEDICINE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.” My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test, […]
32 auto insurance claims guaranteed to fail
A guide on what not to write on your auto insurance claim forms. I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought. I pulled into a rest stop with smoke coming from under the hood. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with […]