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Preacher’s Healing Powers

This elderly couple watches a show on a television preacher’s healing powers one night while at home.

preacher displays healing powers on tv

The preacher faces the camera, and demonstrates his healing power by saying to his audience in a forceful and convincing manner,

“My friends, I’d like to share my healing powers with everyone watching this program.”

“Place one hand on top of your TV & the other hand on the part of your body which ails you and I will heal you.”

Believing the claim of the preacher’s healing powers, the old woman, who has been having terrible stomach problems, places one hand on the television set, and her other hand on her stomach.

Meanwhile, her husband approaches the television, puts one hand on top of the TV and his other hand on his groin.

With a frown his wife says, “He is talking about healing the sick, not raising the dead.