Category: Jokes

  • Husband Spies On Wife

    Husband Spies On Wife

    A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man…

  • How safe are police evidence lockers?

    How safe are police evidence lockers?

    A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.…

  • Fake Runaway Letter

    Fake Runaway Letter

    Joke about a mom reading a funny runaway letter by her daughter to hide a terrible secret.

  • Blonde Alligator Hunting

    Blonde Alligator Hunting

    Young blonde goes to Florida and tries to get alligator shoes.

  • Funny Jury Duty Excuse

    Funny Jury Duty Excuse

    Judge:Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror:I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge:Can’t they do without you at work? Juror:Yes, but I don’t want them to know it. Other failed excuses Several valid reasons exist as jury duty excuses such as financial…

  • Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize

    Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize

    A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The doberman says, “I…