Category: Jokes
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Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize
A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The doberman says, “I…
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Drinking Buddies Get Surprise Boost From Drink
Bud had a drinking buddy Jim. They both worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and…
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Nightly Prayer By Little Boy
During his nightly prayer, a clairvoyant little boy could predict the future. One night while saying his nightly prayer, a little boy was heard to finish, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.” The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later the little boy prayed,…
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Stunning Blonde Surprises Two Priests on Hawaiian Vacation
Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation. They wanted to make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy. As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store. They bought…
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Surprise Ending To a Day When Everything Goes Wrong
Read how a man’s life is saved when a truck driver steals a drink from a despondent man at a bar. A man sitting at a bar stares at his drink with a blank look on his face. He sits motionless like that for a half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next…
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Trooper Stops Beautiful Blonde Speeding in Tesla and Gets Some City Attitude
Amid the vast Texas highways, under the scorching sun and surrounded by miles of open land, State Trooper Josh was always on the lookout for any jerks on the highway. Texas had loads of speedsters, but on this particular day, a shiny, sleek Tesla with New York plates caught his attention. It zoomed past like…