Category: Jokes
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Fake Runaway Letter
Joke about a mom reading a funny runaway letter by her daughter to hide a terrible secret.
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Blonde Alligator Hunting
Young blonde goes to Florida and tries to get alligator shoes.
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Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize
A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The doberman says, “I…
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Drinking Buddies Get Surprise Boost From Drink
Bud had a drinking buddy Jim. They both worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, “Man, I wish we had something to drink!” Jim says, “Me too. Y’know, I’ve heard you can drink jet fuel and…
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Nightly Prayer By Little Boy
During his nightly prayer, a clairvoyant little boy could predict the future. One night while saying his nightly prayer, a little boy was heard to finish, “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa.” The next day his grandfather dropped dead of a heart attack. A few weeks later the little boy prayed,…
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Stunning Blonde Surprises Two Priests on Hawaiian Vacation
Years ago two priests went on a Hawaiian vacation. They wanted to make this vacation a real one by dressing in a way that would not let other people realize they were members of the clergy. As soon as the plane landed the priests, still wearing their clergy wardrobe, headed for a store. They bought…