Category: Jokes
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Husband Spies On Wife
A jealous husband hired a private detective to check on the movements of his wife. The husband wanted more than a written report; he wanted video of his wife’s activities. A week later, the detective returned with a video. They sat down together to watch it. Although the quality was less than professional, the man…
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How safe are police evidence lockers?
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial. Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene? A: No sir, but I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender running several blocks away. Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.…
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Fake Runaway Letter
Joke about a mom reading a funny runaway letter by her daughter to hide a terrible secret.
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Blonde Alligator Hunting
Young blonde goes to Florida and tries to get alligator shoes.
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Funny Jury Duty Excuse
Judge:Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror:I don’t want to be away from my job that long. Judge:Can’t they do without you at work? Juror:Yes, but I don’t want them to know it. Other failed excuses Several valid reasons exist as jury duty excuses such as financial…
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Use Liver and Cheese In a Sentence and Win a Prize
A chihuahua, a doberman and a bulldog are in a pub having drinks over food when a good-looking female Collie walks into the bar. She comes up to them and says, “If one of you can use liver and cheese in a sentence and make it sound good can have me.” The doberman says, “I…