Category: Jokes

  • New version of the ant and grasshopper story

    Original Version The ant works hard in the scorching heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so […]

  • Why does beggar with Star of David sit outside church?

    Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large Star of David. After church, the congregants file out, each placing money in the […]

  • American soldier cannot find seat on a train

    American soldier finally gets a seat on a packed train using this strange method. A World War Two American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months. He was finally given a week of rest and relaxation. He caught a supply boat to a base in the south of England and […]

  • Adulterous Boss

    Female boss turns out to be an adulterous boss. Three secretaries, brunette, redhead and blonde females, work in an office together for their female boss. They begin to notice the boss leaves work early almost every day. One day they decide that since the boss takes off ahead of closing time, they will be right […]

  • Funny way to describe three types of bras

    A man walked into the intimate apparel department of a large departments store. He shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.” “What type of bra?” asked the clerk. “Type?” inquires the man. “There is more than one type?” “Look around,” said the saleslady, […]

  • A Man, A Boy and Their Donkey

    An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics […]