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Stray cats rule
Strict, Unbending Rules For Dealing With Stray Cats Stray cats will not be fed. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with a little milk. Stray cats will not be fed anything except dry cat food moistened with warm…
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21 Memorable Beer Quotes
Enjoy this wisdom of 21 beer quotes on the virtues of drinking beer.
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You Might Have Wrong Secretary
12 signs the secretary you hired was wrong choice The wrong secretary has a hard time alphabetizing a bag of M&M’s. She doesn’t get the hang of Post-it Notes. You have to frequently scrape White-Out off her computer screen. At the board meeting for which she is recording the minutes, she stops the proceedings to…
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Why Cats Purr
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25 Internet One-Line Jokes
Home is where you hang your @. The e-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click. You can’t teach a new mouse old clicks. Great groups from little icons grow. Speak softly and carry a cell phone. C: is the root of…
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Peaceful Retirement
How a retiree tricked noisy school kids A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school. He spent the first few weeks of his retirement in peace and contentment. Then a new school year began. The very next afternoon three young boys full of youthful after-school enthusiasm came down…