21 Memorable Beer Quotes

Beer pouring glass with side title
Enjoy all reasons for consuming beer without guilt.

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, “It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver.”
Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.
Frank Sinatra

Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill

Reality is an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
W.C. Fields

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the time and have the time of your life.
Michelle Mastrolacasa

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
Stephen Wright

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let’s all get drunk and go to heaven!
Brian O’Rourke

The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
William Butler Yeats

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
Ambrose Bierce

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits

I drink to make other people interesting.
George Jean Nathan

They who drink beer will think beer.
Washington Irving

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemmingway

You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin

All right, brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me – so let’s just do this and I’ll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson

Everybody has to believe in something…..I believe I’ll have another drink.
W. C. Fields

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Benjamin Franklin

The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Humphrey Bogart

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Berry

He that drinketh strong beer and goes to bed right mellow, lives as he ought to live and dies a hearty fellow.

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