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List of 50 Computer Pranks
Your friends might not find these computer pranks funny, but then you didn’t like your job anyway. Log on, wait a second, then get a frightened look on your face and scream, “Oh my God! They’ve found me!” and bolt out of the room. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes and then suddenly stop and…
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Flying Donkey
Motionless Cart
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Cheated Husband’s Revenge
A man goes into a store and starts looking around. He sees a washer and dryer but there is no price listed on them. He asks a salesman who says, “Five dollars for both of them.” “Yeah right, you’ve got to be joking with me!” the man says. “No, that’s the price,” the salesman says,…
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Life Stages Explained
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.” The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough…
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Do Not Eat Guidelines
A Guide To Food Spoilage For Guys Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg is probably past its prime. Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3 block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled. Flour: If it wiggles…it’s spoiled. Lettuce: Bibb…
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Pork Or Woman?
A rabbi and a priest, long time friends, were having lunch together one day. Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, “Moishe, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork? Be honest with me!” The rabbi answered, “Well, Ed, since you ask…