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Classic one-line Jewish jokes
5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? A –…
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Economy is so bad that…
Ten funny thoughts about the pandemic economy My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. CEO’s are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 28 Congressmen. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. McDonald’s is selling the 1/4 ouncer. Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children’s names. A…
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Brunette One-Liners
22 Reasons why brunettes are punchlines for jokes Counter punches by wronged brunettes are welcome What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?No one else wants it. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?So brunettes can remember them. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?Invisible. What’s a brunette’s…
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10 Office Phrases
Ten common phrases used at the office which have double meanings. I need to whip it out by 5. Mind if I use your laptop? Just stick it in my box. If I have to lick one more, I’ll gag. I want it on my desk, NOW!!! HMMMMMMMM….I think it’s out of fluid. My equipment…
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Dollar Bill Trivia Quiz
Find out your dollar bill IQ. See how many questions you’re able to answer correctly. 1) Which direction does the eagle face? 2) Before George Washington, whose face appeared on the one-dollar bill? 3) What made the seizure of 900,000 counterfeit one dollar bills so unusual? 4) How clean is a dollar bill? 5) What’s…
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How Conservatives and Liberals Began
Before the liberal and conservative movements existed humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. Before political parties existed People lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of…