Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother?
A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
A – “Is ANYTHING all right?”
Q – Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
A – Under the vacuum cleaner.
Q: How many Jewish mothers does it take the change a light bulb?
A: (Sigh) Don’t bother, I’ll sit in the dark, I don’t want to be a nuisance to anybody.
Short summary of every Jewish Holiday:
They tried to kill us, we won, let’s eat
Did you hear about the bum who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, “Lady, I haven’t eaten in three days.”
“Force yourself,” she replied.
“Begin worrying. Details to follow.”