22 Reasons why brunettes are punchlines for jokes
Counter punches by wronged brunettes are welcome
- What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
No one else wants it.
- Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
So brunettes can remember them.
- What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
- What’s a brunette’s mating call?
“Has the blonde left yet?”
- Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
- Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
- What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
- What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
- Who makes bras for brunettes?
- Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
It matches their mustache.
- Why do brunettes like their dark color hair?
It doesn’t show the dirt.
- Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
- How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
Check her for a pulse.
- What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
A brunette rabbit.
- Why do brunettes wear training bras?
It’s cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.
- How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
- Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
- Why did God creat create brunettes?
So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out.
- What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
“What part of ‘yes’ don’t you understand?”
- Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.
- What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
- What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?