Brunette One-Liners

22 Reasons why brunettes are punchlines for jokes

Counter punches by wronged brunettes are welcome

1. What’s the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
   No one else wants it.
2. Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners ?
   So brunettes can remember them.
3. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
   Invisible.
4. What’s a brunette’s mating call?
   “Has the blonde left yet?”
5. Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
   The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.
6. Why is the brunette considered an evil color?
   When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?
7. What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
   The invitation
8. What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?
   A hostage
9. Who makes bras for brunettes?
   Fisher-Price
10. Why are brunettes so proud of their hair?
    It matches their mustache.
11. Why do brunettes like their dark color hair?
    It doesn’t show the dirt.
12. Why are most brunettes flat-chested?
    It makes it easier for them to read their T-shirts.
13. How can you tell a brunette is lonely?
    Check her for a pulse.
14. What is the most frustrated animal in the world?
    A brunette rabbit.
15. Why do brunettes wear training bras?
    It’s cheaper than changing their bandaids every day.
16. How do you describe a brunette whose phone rings on Saturday night?
    Startled
17. Why do brunettes have to pay an extra $2,000 for a breast job?
    Because the plastic surgeon has to start from scratch.
18. Why did God creat create brunettes?
    So ugly men wouldn’t feel left out.
19. What did the frustrated brunette say to her uninterested lover?
    “What part of ‘yes’ don’t you understand?”
20. Why did they quit selling brunette Barbie dolls?
    Parents felt the dandruff might be contagious.
21. What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
    A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.
22. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
    Brown-bagging it.