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27 Funny Military Quotes
Timeless quotes about the military that have almost become cliches. “If you see a bomb technician running, follow him.” – USAF Ammo Troop “Friendly fire – isn’t” “Tracers work both ways.” – U.S. Army Ordnance “Never trade luck for skill.” “If something hasn’t broken on your helicopter, it’s about to.” “Any ship can be a…
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18 Real Estate Ad Descriptions You Can Use Like a Pro
Finally explanations of the hidden language of real estate ads, with real-life examples. Memorize this list of terms used for homes and properties that need serious upgrades to make them livable. Sophisticated city living means: Next to a noisy bar Old World Charm means: Has some woodwork and needs cleaning Contemporary Feeling means: Has no…
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18 Job Interview Mistakes That Make Your Jaw Drop
We’ve all spent most of the time on a job interview thinking about the obvious things not to do: Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of the above, we knew we’d disqualify ourselves instantly. But some job applicants go light years beyond these job interview blunders. We…
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21 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition…
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Surprise Ending To a Day When Everything Goes Wrong
Read how a man’s life is saved when a truck driver steals a drink from a despondent man at a bar. A man sitting at a bar stares at his drink with a blank look on his face. He sits motionless like that for a half-an-hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps up next…
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Trooper Stops Beautiful Blonde Speeding in Tesla and Gets Some City Attitude
Amid the vast Texas highways, under the scorching sun and surrounded by miles of open land, State Trooper Josh was always on the lookout for any jerks on the highway. Texas had loads of speedsters, but on this particular day, a shiny, sleek Tesla with New York plates caught his attention. It zoomed past like…