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Seminars For Women By Men

The male staff will be offering a series of seminars for women of all marital status: please note, this homework is mandatory.

  1. Entertain Your Man Like A Pole Dancer
  2. Combating the Impulse to Nag
  3. You Can Change the Oil Too
  4. PMS – Learning to Sleep Over at Mother’s
  5. How to Fill a Beer Mug
  6. We do not want Stationary for Christmas – PUT ON SLEAZY UNDERGARMENTS
  7. Understanding the Female Cause of Male Drunkenness
  8. How to Do All Your Laundry in One Load and Have More Time to Watch Football
  9. Parenting – Your Husband Gave You Children so You Could Have Someone Other Than Him to Boss Around
  10. How Not to Sob Like a Sponge When Your Husband is Right
  11. Get a Life – Learn to Kill Spiders Yourself
  12. Balancing a check book – Even You Can Get it Right
  13. You, the Whining Sex
  14. Reasons to Give _ _ _ _ _ _ _ S
  15. How to Stay Awake During Sex
  16. Why it is Unacceptable to Talk About Placentas During Breakfast
  17. Shopping – Doing it in Less Than 16 Hours
  18. #101 You Can Use a Bed for More Than Just Sleep
  19. #102 It’s OK to Do It Outside of the Bedroom
  20. If You Want to Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother
  21. How to Close the Garage Door
  22. If You Don’t Want an Excuse, Don’t Demand an Explanation
  23. Pay day and Shopping Are Not Synonymous
  24. How to Go Fishing With Your Mate and Not Catch Pneumonia
  25. Living Without Power Windows – How to Turn a Crank
  26. Romanticism – The Whole Point of Caviare, Candles, and Conversation
  27. How to Stay Alive While Your Husband is Relaxing
  28. Putting On Something Sexy – Why it Won’t Ruin Your Brain
  29. How to Act Younger Than Your Mother
  30. You Too Can Carry a Backpack
  31. Female Friendship – Why Your Best Friends Are Not the Women Who Complain About You the Most
  32. Apologizing for Farting When You’re On the Toilet is NOT Necessary
  33. The Attainable Goal – Catching a Ball Before It Stops Moving
  34. Honest, My Eyes Are Closed Because of the Passion I Feel