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Teenager Asks To Use Family Car, But His Dad Has Great Comeback Line
Should the teenage son drive a family car? This father is not so quick to allow his teenage son to use the family car. A teenager had just passed his road test and gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister if he could use the family’s car. His father took…
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“I Love My Job” As Imagined By Dr. Seuss
A Lost Dr. Seuss Book Memorize this little work poem and say it each day on your way to the office. I love my job,I love my job.I love the pay!I love it more and more each day. I love my boss; he’s the best!I love his boss and all the rest.I love my office…
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Post-Nuptial Contract
Humorous 10-Point Post-Nuptial Contract For Happy Marriages Whereas the aggrieved party (husband) and the aggrieving party (wife) have been involved in a long-standing dispute, and the husband is tired of arguing over the same stuff all the time, and whereas if the wife would listen to him, she would realize he is correct. Therefore the…
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Smart Parrot Gets Businessman in Big Trouble
When is a parrot smarter than a businessman? Read on to find out. A businessman discovers the passenger next to him, in the first-class cabin, is a parrot. They both take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink. “Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot. The businessman orders…
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10 Question Oreo Personality Test Answers
The whole thing This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, and carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children. One bite at a time You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat…
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Shocking Description of Candy Kiss From Little Girl in School
A little boy’s first day in school and a teacher was going to play a “guessing game.” She passed out different items to each of the students and proceeded to asked each student what item they received. When it was the new boy’s turn, the teacher gave him a candy kiss. She said, “Do you…