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Smart Parrot

yellow parrot on branch

Smart parrot and dumb businessman

When is a parrot smarter than a businessman? Read on to find out.

A businessman discovers the passenger next to him, in the first-class cabin, of is a parrot.

They both take off and the stewardess asks what they would like to drink.

“Glenlivet on the rocks with a twist,” says the parrot.

The businessman orders a Coca-Cola soft drink.

After waiting two or three minutes, the bird starts yelling,

“Where’s my drink?! Don’t make me angry and get my drink now!”

The stewardess runs to the smart parrot with his glass, while leaving the businessman still thirsty.

Half an hour later the stewardess makes a second round of trips to the first-class cabin.

The bird orders another Glenlivet and a Wall Street Journal.

The businessman asks for his Coca-Cola.

After a couple of minutes, the bird screams, squawking to the stewardess,

“You lazy bitch! Where is my drink!”

The woman nearly trips over herself getting the parrot his drink and the newspaper.

The businessman still has nothing, and after ten minutes decides to take his cue from the bird.

“Hey, bitch! Will you bring me my damn Coca-Cola?”

Out of nowhere the purser, the captain and two passengers grab both the businessman and the bird, open the passenger hatch and throw them out of the plane.

At 30,000 feet in the air the two are falling side-by-side, when the smart parrot says to the terrified man,

“Wow, that took a lot of guts for a guy with no wings.”