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20 Whimsical Campground Rules That Actually Make Sense
The best backpacks are named for national parks or mountain ranges. Steer clear of those named for landfills. When using a public campground, a tuba placed on your picnic table will keep the campsites on either side vacant. Get even with a bear who raided your food bag by kicking his favorite stump apart and…
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Letter To IRS
Dear IRS, I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay my taxes owed on April 15, due to the following reasons. I have already paid these taxes: When you do not receive my check on April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake. Please treat me the…
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12 Weird Questions With No Answers
Why do people press harder on a remote control when the batteries are getting weaker? Why do banks charge a fee for “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough? Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Why do…
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Quotes From 1957
If cigarettes keep going up in price, I’m going to quit. A quarter a pack is outrageous. If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire help at the store. Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys…
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Smartest military branch is…
The Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted personnel of all the military branches! This is not just theory, but a provable fact with this comparison of what happens when the crap hits the fan. The Navy military branchWhen the crap hits the fan, the young sailor is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles…
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Silly Joke About Clueless Blonde Helicopter Pilot
A blonde took her initial lessons on how to fly a helicopter. She did all her groundwork and was finally ready to take off into the air. The helicopter instructor told her, “Take the chopper to 1,000 feet.” So she took it up 1,000 feet and leveled off. Then the instructor said, “Take it up…