Dear IRS,
I am sorry to inform you that I will not be able to pay my taxes owed April 15, due to following reasons.
I have already paid these taxes:
- accounts receivable tax
- building permit tax
- CDL tax
- cigarette tax
- corporate income tax
- dog license tax
- federal income tax
- unemployment tax
- gasoline tax
- hunting license tax
- fishing license tax
- waterfowl stamp tax
- inheritance tax
- inventory tax
- liquor tax
- luxury tax
- medicare tax
- city tax
- school tax
- county property tax
- real estate tax
- social security tax
- road usage tax
- toll road tax
- state tax
- city sales tax
- recreational vehicle tax
- state franchise tax
- state unemployment tax
- telephone federal excise tax
- telephone federal state and local surcharge tax
- telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
- telephone state and local tax
- utility tax
- vehicle license registration tax
- capital gains tax
- lease severance tax
- oil and gas assessment tax
- Colorado property tax
- Texas, Colorado, Wyoming, Oklahoma and New Mexico sales tax
- many more taxes that I can’t recall but I have run out of space and money
When you do not receive my check April 15, just know that it is an honest mistake.
Please treat me the same way you treated Congressmens Charles Rangle, Chris Dodd, Barney Frank and ex-Congressman Tom Dashelle and, of course, your ex-boss Timothy Geithner.
No penalties and no interest.
P.S. I will make at least a partial payment as soon as I get my stimulus check.
Fred Williams
Denver, Colorado