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Smartest military branch is…

The Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted personnel of all the military branches!

This is not just theory, but a provable fact with this comparison of what happens when the crap hits the fan.

The Navy military branch
When the crap hits the fan, the young sailor is eating breakfast in the mess. He hustles 20 feet to his battle station while stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he runs. He sits there, in the middle of a steel target, with nowhere to run, when the Captain comes on the 1MC and says, “Give ’em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!”

The Army military branch
When the crap hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up to the bellowing of his First Sergeant. He grabs his BDUs out of his foot locker, dresses, runs to the chow hall for breakfast on the fly, and then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the Platoon Commander arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, “Give ’em Hell, soldier!”

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The Marine Corps military branch
When the crap hits the fan, the young Marine is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant and puts on the muddy set of BDUs that he was wearing on the field exercise, which he was part of three hours earlier. He gets no breakfast but is told to feel free to chew on his boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his platoon commander comes out, gives the Marine a sharp salute, and says, “Give ’em Hell, Marine!”

The Air Force military branch
When the crap hits the fan, the Airman receives a phone call at his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers, shaves, and puts on the fresh uniform he picked up from the BX cleaners the day before. He jumps in his car and cruises through the Mcdonalds’ Drive-Thru for an Egg McMuffin and Coca-Cola on his way to duty. Once there, he signs in on the duty roster. He proceeds to his F-15, spends 30 minutes pre-flighting it, and signs off the forms. Pretty soon the pilot, a young captain, arrives, straps himself into the aircraft, and starts the engines. Our young Airman stands at attention, gives the aviator a sharp salute, and says, “Give ’em Hell, Captain!

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