Why do people press harder on a remote control when the batteries are getting weaker?
Why do banks charge a fee on “insufficient funds” when they know there is not enough?
Why do people believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do executioners use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
If people evolved from apes, how come are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use, the bubbles are always white?
Why there never a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that a plastic bag will not open from the end you first try?