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    National Hot Fudge Sundae Day

    Don’t miss out on a sweet symphony of flavors and textures for National Hot Fudge Sundae Day. Ice cream lovers gather to celebrate the iconic frozen treat that brings smiles and joy to every palate. Gather your favorite toppings to put on creamy scoops of ice cream with velvety hot fudge. Secrets of hot fudge…

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    Cheating Wife Caught In The Act

    “So let me get this straight,” the prosecutor says to the defendant, “you came home from work early and found your cheating wife in bed with another man.” “That’s correct,” says the defendant. “Upon which,” continues the prosecutor, “you take out your gun and shoot your cheating wife, killing her instantly.” “That’s correct,” says the…

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    18 Funny Marriage Quotes

    Do marriages survive in good and bad times? This collection of quotes shows both experiences test the bonds of friendship, often to the limits. DOWNLOAD PRINTABLE PDF FOR PRINTING

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    Because I Am a Man

    Here are my rights, as a man, to behave as I want to. Maybe the women in my life may not agree with everything I say or do, but these issues are “guy things, ” and I do not expect women to understand the basic truths of manhood. Because I’m a man,I must hold the…

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    Solving The Bat Problem

    Three ministers were talking about their concerns with the infestation of bats in the belfry of their churches. The first complained: “I shot at them with a shotgun, but it only spoiled the woodwork.” The second minister said: “I tried a more humane approach by first netting them and then releasing them 10 miles away.…

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    Friendship Explained by 20 Awesome Quotes

    Do your friendships survive in good and bad times? This collection shows both experiences test the bonds of friendship, often to the limits. From humorous takes on the craziness of friendship to playful jabs at each other’s quirks, these quotes capture the essence of what it means to have a true companion by your side.…