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How Lawyer In A Marathon Wins The Race
Tommy and Alex entered the marathon event. After they’d been running for awhile, they were passed by a runner. “I know that guy,” Tommy said, “That’s Bill Rodgers he won the race a couple of years ago.” A few minutes later, another racer passed them with long, loping strides. “And that was Grete Waitz!” Alex exclaimed.…
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8 Questions By Women That Get Men In Trouble
“Which shoe looks better?” This raises the question of why she’s asking you at all. She knows you have no idea which shoes look better, and she knows you don’t care, so why does she want your opinion? This is part of an ongoing campaign to domesticate you. Suggest that she try on the other…
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8 Funny Marriage Vows
My dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage. He told me that he knew as early as their wedding day what marriage to my mom would be like. The minister asked my mom, “Do you take this man to be your husband?” She said, “I do.” Then the minister asked…
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How Confession From Irish Girl Almost Gave Her Heart Attack
An Irish girl went to London to work as a secretary and began sending home money and gifts to her parents. After a few years, they asked her to come home for a visit, as her father was getting frail and elderly. She pulled up to the family home in a Rolls Royce and stepped…
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626 Life Truisms
626 Truisms to guide you through life’s journey. 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining. A bird in hand is safer than one…
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18 Differences Between Martha Stewart and Me
Martha’s way #1Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.My way:Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete’s sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Martha’s way #2Use a meat baster to “squeeze”…