AHUMORSITE
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Easy Living
Here are ten ways to tell if you are living on nothing. You attend a weekly coupon club. You’ve been driving on the spare tire for over three months. Fast food is your idea of fine dining. You spend more time counting change during a week than you spend at church. You’re outraged when the…
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Senior Food Order
An elderly couple sits on a park bench in front of a large pond. On the other side of the pond, vendors are selling foods of all types. The wife turns to her husband and says, “I could really go for an ice cream cone.” He says, “Well, I’ll get you one.” She says, “But…
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17 Signs Of A Bad Date
Dating can be a thrilling adventure, but sometimes, you find yourself on a date that doesn’t quite hit the mark. While not every date will be a match made in heaven, there are clear signals that suggest you might be sailing towards the wrong port. Keep an eye out for these 17 signs that things…
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She Said, He Said
Ethan and Emma were browsing in a tech store, eyeing the latest gadgets that promised to change their lives in unimaginable ways. Ethan, being the tech-savvy guy he was, couldn’t resist the pull of a sleek smartwatch displayed front and center. He loved its features, imagining all the ways it would fit in his life.…
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Pending Divorce
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made…
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18 Question Fun Quiz
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall? “Dam!” What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids. What do you call a boomerang that…