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Mailbox For Blondes
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again went to the mailbox and again opened…
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Pregnancy Questions Answered
Answers To 10 Common Pregnancy Questions Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I’m two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex? A:Childbirth. Q: My…
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Three Medical Professionals At Gates Of Heaven
St. Peter greets three medical professionals at the gates of heaven. He asks each of them why deserve spending the rest of eternity in heaven. St. Peter said to the first, “And what have you done to be able to enter heaven?” “I’m a surgeon who saved countless lives.” “Enter, you’ve done a wonderful job.”…
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Funny Marriage Jokes
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever the wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “OK, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.” A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally the husband exploded,…
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Group Therapy With Dr. Phil
Dr. Phil was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children. “You all have obsessions,” he observed. To the first mother, he said, “You are obsessed with eating. You’ve even named your daughter Candy.” He turned to the second mother and said, “Your obsession is with money. Again, it manifests…
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Signs You Might Need A Different Lawyer
You met him in prison. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway. He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other. He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.” He tells you that he’s never told a lie. He…