Signs You Might Need A Different Lawyer

  1. You met him in behind bars
  2. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
  3. He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
  4. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
  5. He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
  6. He tells you that he’s never told a lie.
  7. He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.”
  8. A prison guard is shaving your head.

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