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Signs You Might Need A Different Lawyer

  1. You met him in prison.lawyer behind bars
  2. During your initial consultation he tries to sell you Amway.
  3. He tells you that his last good case was a Budweiser.
  4. When the prosecutors see who your lawyer is, they high-five each other.
  5. He picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
  6. He tells you that he’s never told a lie.
  7. He asks a hostile witness to “pull my finger.”
  8. A prison guard is shaving your head.