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Top Ten Signs of PMS (PostMenopausal Syndrome)
Worried about PostMenopausal Syndrome (PMS)? Here is a handy checklist for women who believe they suffer from PMS. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You’re using your…
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How a Rabbi exposes two evil brothers at a funeral
There once were two evil brothers, who were very rich but used their money to keep their evil ways out of the public eye. They attended the same temple, and to everyone else, they appeared as examples of perfect Jews. One day, their rabbi retired and a new one was hired. Not only could the…
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How a policeman deals with a speeding driver at a stop sign
A guy speeds by a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration please.” Guy says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Guy says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a…
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What couples do and say before and after a marriage
22 facts of Marriage What couples say and do before and after marriage. Before – You take my breath away. After – I feel like I’m suffocating. Before – Twice a night. After – Twice a month. Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation. After – She called me a…
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What does the lawyer offer the doctor after a car accident?
Why you should never accept help from a friendly lawyer. One day a doctor’s car and a lawyer’s car collided on an isolated country road. The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from a bottle of whiskey the lawyer had in…
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32 auto insurance claims guaranteed to fail
A guide on what not to write on your auto insurance claim forms. I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought. I pulled into a rest stop with smoke coming from under the hood. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with…