Why you should never accept help from a friendly lawyer.
One day a doctor’s car and a lawyer’s car collided on an isolated country road.
The lawyer, seeing that the doctor was a little shaken up, helped him from the car and offered him a drink from a bottle of whiskey the lawyer had in his car.
The doctor gladly accepted the kind gesture and handed the bottle back to the generous lawyer, who closed it and put it away.
“Aren’t you going to have a drink yourself?” asked the doctor.
“Sure, after the police leave,” replied the lawyer.