How a policeman deals with a speeding driver at a stop sign

difference between stopping and slowing down at stop sign
A guy speeds by a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman.

Cop says, “License and registration please.”

Guy says, “What for?”

Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”

Guy says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”

Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.”

Guy says, “What’s the difference?”

Cop says, “The difference is, at a stop sign you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!”

Guy says, “If you can show me the difference between slowing down and stopping I’ll give you my license and registration.”

Cop says, “Okay, exit your vehicle sir.”

At this point, the cop takes out his night stick and starts beating the crap out of the guy and says, “Now sir, do you want me to slow down or stop?”

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