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How to keep a healthy level of insanity
20 WaYs To KeEp A hEaLtHy LeVeL Of InSaNiTy AnD dRiVe OtHeR PeOpLe iNsAnE Send e-mail messages that advertise free pizza, doughnuts, etc., in the break room. When people complain that there was nothing their, lean back, rub your stomach, and say, “You’ve got to be faster than that.” Every time someone asks you to do…
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Three men meet the devil get their due punishment
Three men, whom we’ll call them Ryan, Larry, and Tom, found themselves in Hell after a sinful life. They were a little confused at their present situation, and as they walked along they were startled to see a door in the wall open, and behind the door was perhaps the ugliest woman they had ever…
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23 resolutions humans wish dogs would follow
Do have your dog trained to obey these 23 resolutions for dogs? If not, print this list and get started on having a well-behaved pet. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad’s underwear when he’s on the toilet. The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up…
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Unwritten ways to thrive in college
Unwritten ways to thrive in college Depends on how you define “thrive” Minimize food budget by scheduling classes around Happy Hour. Enjoy being a sophomore: it will be the best three years of your life. Lemon juice and baking soda make an excellent bong water stain remover. Earn extra cash by parlaying chemistry knowledge into…
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11 benefits only a woman has
What can a woman do that would make a man look like a total jerk? Here’s a top 11 list of why it pays to be a woman. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. We absently hum…
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Guide to computer talk before the internet
When I went to college in the 1980’s, I heard a lot of words like “data input” and “beta version.” They confused me. I wanted desperately to know what people were talking about, what Big Secret resided in the computer industry. Now that I’ve worked in a computer company for a few years, I’ve gained…