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McDonalds Employment Application
A fictional job application submitted to McDonald’s NameCharlie Crapworthy Desired positionReclining. HA, but seriously, whatever’s available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn’t be applying here in the first place. Desired salary$185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that’s not possible make an offer…
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Corporate Ball Structure
After a two year long study, The National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences: The sport of choice for unemployed people is: BASKETBALL The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: BOWLING The sport of choice for front line workers is: FOOTBALL The sport of choice for supervisors is:…
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Smack, Crack and Pot Cereal
Banned breakfast cereal
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Carry-On Luggage Burden
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Motorcycle Disaster
This guy was working on his motorcycle on his patio, while his wife was in the kitchen. He raced the engine on the cycle and somehow, it slipped into gear. The man, still holding the handlebars, was dragged through a glass patio door and laid on the floor inside the house along with his prized…
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Hero Goes To Heaven
Man has enough guts to take on motorcycle gang molesting a woman.