Hero Goes To Heaven

A man dies and appears at The Pearly Gates.

“Have you ever done anything of particular merit? Have you exhibited courage?” St. Peter asks.

“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers.

“Once I came upon a group of bikers who were bothering a young woman.

I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.

So I approached the largest and meanest looking one.

I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.

Then I told him, now get out of here.”

St. Peter was visibly impressed.

“When did this happen?”

“Just a few minutes ago.”