A man dies and appears at The Pearly Gates.
“Have you ever done anything of particular merit? Have you exhibited courage?” St. Peter asks.
“Well, I can think of one thing,” the man offers.
“Once I came upon a group of bikers who were bothering a young woman.
I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.
So I approached the largest and meanest looking one.
I smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground.
Then I told him, now get out of here.”
St. Peter was visibly impressed.
“When did this happen?”
“Just a few minutes ago.”
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