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Quick Guide To Hebronics

Unofficial rules for talking Hebronics, first recognized as a valid language in New York City.

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Priest, Rabbi and a Ham Sandwich

Priest and Rabbi talk about a ham sandwich.

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The Wailing Wall In Jerusalem

Yaffa, the journalist, interviews an old man praying before the historic Wailing Wall in Jerusalem.

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How a Rabbi exposes two evil brothers at a funeral

There once were two evil brothers, who were very rich but used their money to keep their evil ways out of the public eye. They attended the same temple, and to everyone else, they appeared as examples of perfect Jews. One day, their rabbi retired and a new one was hired. Not only could the […]

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One-Liners

Henny Youngman

List  of classic one-line jokes by Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, […]

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One-Line Jewish Jokes

Classic One-Line Jewish Jokes 5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining […]