Tag: jewish

  • Blessing A Steak On Friday

    Blessing A Steak On Friday

    A Jewish man moves into a strictly Catholic neighborhood. Every Friday, the Catholics practically go berserk, because while they’re eating only their required fish, they smell the sizzling steak odors as their new neighbor is in his backyard barbecuing a steak on Friday. So, the Catholics began to work on the Jew to convert him…

  • Henny Youngman

    23 one-line jokes by Henny Youngman I played a great horse yesterday! It took seven horses to beat him. The horse I bet on was so slow, the jockey kept a diary of the trip. My horse’s jockey was hitting the horse. The horse turns around and says “Why are you hitting me, there is…

  • Classic one-line Jewish jokes

    5759 Year according to Jewish calendar 4696 Year according to Chinese calendar 1063 Total number of years that Jews went without Chinese food. Q: What’s the difference between a Rottweiler and a Jewish Mother? A: Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go. Q – What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers? A –…

  • Pork Or Woman?

    A rabbi and a priest, long time friends, were having lunch together one day. Downing a forkful of fish, the priest asked the rabbi, “Moishe, in all your entire life, do you mean to tell me that you have never ONCE tasted pork? Be honest with me!” The rabbi answered, “Well, Ed, since you ask…

  • Quick Guide To Hebronics

    Unofficial rules for talking Hebronics, first recognized as a valid language in New York City.

  • Priest, Rabbi and a Ham Sandwich

    Priest and Rabbi talk about a ham sandwich.