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Funny excuses why I missed the target

101 Reasons for missing the target If you need an excuse why you missed the target here are 101 choices to choose from. There was a fly in my sight. The wind was blowing. I all of a sudden got a really bad headache. I didn’t pull the trigger. There was a mosquito and I […]

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22 One-Line Insults

A collection of some of the best insults and comebacks throughout history. A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”“That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.” “He had delusions of adequacy .”-Walter Kerr “He has all the virtues […]

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Brave cat walks before a gauntlet of police dogs

Funny picture of cat strolling in front of German Shepherds with a caption of “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil.”Psalm 23

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New version of the ant and grasshopper story

Original Version The ant works hard in the scorching heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter. The grasshopper thinks he’s a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away. Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed. The grasshopper has no food or shelter so […]

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Why does beggar with Star of David sit outside church?

Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday morning. They are both dressed in rags, each is holding a top hat, the one has a large cross around his neck and the other a large Star of David. After church, the congregants file out, each placing money in the […]

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American soldier cannot find seat on a train

American soldier finally gets a seat on a packed train using this strange method. A World War Two American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months. He was finally given a week of rest and relaxation. He caught a supply boat to a base in the south of England and […]