Trooper Stops Speeding Female Driver
A Texas State Trooper stopped a speeding Mercedes with a pretty young female driver behind the wheel.
Seeing her, the trooper approached driver’s Mercedes and said, “Howdy mad’m, where y’all from?”
The irritated New Yorker answered him rather abruptly, “From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.”
The Texas trooper thought quietly for a while about the rude reply and then politely asked the beautiful female driver, “You’re so right about my question. So let me put it this way, where y’all from, bitch?”
She got a Texas speeding ticket.