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Funny story about Fred Dingaling

A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies. “Fred what?” […]

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Parking Ticket Insults

I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the […]

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Traffic Ticket Jokes

GOOD A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS” […]

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Speed Camera Revenge

Who said there isn’t anything to do in Oshkosh. Couple of weeks ago a van in Oshkosh housing a traffic ticket camera was approached by four youths. As the camera operator was talking to three of the boys about the van’s equipment and how it works, the fourth boy proceeded to undo the van’s front […]

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Traffic ticket and screaming driver

What not to ask in court about a speeding ticket. State trooper describes speeder as AH on speeding ticket.

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Best traffic ticket excuses

Traffic ticket excuse ratings GOOD An Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many motorists exceeding the speed limit. Finally he found out the reason why: a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read RADAR TRAP AHEAD. The officer also discovered the […]