Tag: traffic ticket
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21 Things Not To Say To A Police Officer
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. Sorry officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t plugged in. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People? Hey, you must’ve been doin’ about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job! I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition…
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Excuse For Excessive Speeding
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on a lonely interstate road for an exciting evening drive. The road was wide open with no other cars in sight so he decided to let his new Mercedes show its stuff by testing its top speed. As the needle jumped up to a casual 80…
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8 Traffic Cop Quotes Will Serve As a Warning
“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?” “The answer to this last question will determine…
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Funny story about Fred Dingaling
A local law enforcement officer stopped a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit. Since he’s in a good mood that day he decides to give the poor fellow a break and write him out a warning instead of a ticket. So, he asks the man his name. “Fred,” he replies. “Fred what?”…
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Parking Ticket Insults
I went to the store the other day, and I was in there for only about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the…
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Traffic Ticket Jokes
GOOD A Madison, WI policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand-painted sign, which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading “TIPS”…