Category: Quotes
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46 Vintage Quotes by George Carlin That Will Make You Laugh
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8 Traffic Cop Quotes Will Serve As a Warning
“If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.” “The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them awhile.” “So, you don’t know how fast you were going. I guess that means I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?” “The answer to this last question will determine…
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15 Happiness Quotes
Collected wisdom of happiness and how to be happy and defeat depression.
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Groucho Marx Quotes
50 best Groucho Marx quotes How well do you know Groucho Marx? His real name was Julius Henry Marx. He adopted the stage name Groucho during a card game because always carried a grouch bag. Marx originally faked a heavy German accent, but dropped it during World War I. He planned to be a doctor…
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Is This Not True?
Quotes To Live By 100,000 lemmings can’t be wrong. A bachelor can only chase a girl until she catches him. A banker is a person who lends you an umbrella when it is dry and asks for it back when it starts raining. A bird in hand is safer than one overhead. A committee is…
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21 Memorable Beer Quotes
Enjoy this wisdom of 21 beer quotes on the virtues of drinking beer.