Category: Lists
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Is Your Friend A Hacker?
The hacker’s 401k contributions are made in half-cent increments. He whispers, “Let’s see you use that credit card now, Professor “I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!” The hacker wins Lotto in different states five years in row. He gives his phone number in hex. If the internet connection goes down, he remains totally calm. Anyone who annoys a hacker gets…
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Top 20 Thinnest Books
How To Please Women John Bobbitt My Plan To Find The Real Killers O. J. Simpson Things I Cannot Afford Bill Gates To All The Men I’ve Loved Before Ellen DeGeneres Things I Wouldn’t Do For The Money Dennis Rodman The Wild Years Al Gore Living On A Shoestring Budget Oprah Winfrey Guide To The…
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Fractured Translations
These fractured translation of slogans are nominees for the Chevy Nova Award. This is given out in honor of the GM’s fiasco in trying to market this car in Central and South America. “No va” means, of course, in Spanish, “it doesn’t go”. The American Dairy Association’s huge success with the campaign “Got Milk?” prompted…
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Why Men Cannot Ever Win An Argument With Women
Tricks on how men should handle with women to get what the guy wants.
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How To Shower
Detailed lists of how women and men take showers.
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Definitions of Words
What nine common words mean as defined by men and women. Funny word meanings according to gender.