Definitions of Words

What nine common words mean as defined by men and women. Funny word meanings according to gender.

Ever wonder why men and women don’t understand each other?

females and males definitons

They cannot agree on definitions of words!

Here is a sample of the same word as defined by a female, and then a male.

THINGY (thing-ee) n.
female: any part under a car’s hood.
male: the strap fastener on a woman’s bra.

VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
female: fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another.
male: playing football without a helmet.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
female: the open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner.
male: scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with the boys.

BUTT (but) n.
female: the body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes “look bigger.”
male: what you slap when someone’s scored a touchdown, home run, or goal; also good for mooning.

COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: a desire to get married and raise a family.
male: not trying to pick up other women while out with one’s girlfriend.

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
female: a good movie, concert, play or book.
male: anything that can be done while drinking.

FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion.
male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression and male bonding.

MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
female: the greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
male: call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
female: a device for changing from one TV channel to another.
male: a device for scanning through all 75 channels every three minutes.