Why Men Cannot Ever Win An Argument With Women

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The 16 top reasons why men
lose an argument with women

  1. If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
    If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your rear end and find something better.
  2. If she has a headache, she’s tired.
    If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore, you must be fooling around.
  3. If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you are a pervert.
    If you don’t, you are a fag.
  4. If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
    If she asks you, it’s a favor.
  5. If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
    If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
  6. If you cry, you’re a wimp.
    If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
  7. If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
    If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
  8. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
    If you don’t, you are an insensitive bastard.
  9. If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you are a sexist.
    If you don’t, you are unromantic.
  10. If you make a decision without consulting her, you are a chauvinist.
    If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s liberated woman.
  11. If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
    If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
  12. If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
    If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
  13. If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you are a male chauvinist.
    If you stay home and do the housework, you are a pansy.
  14. If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
    If you don’t, you’re a slob.
  15. If you want it too often, you are oversexed.
    If you don’t, there must be someone else.
  16. If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
    If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

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