Is Your Friend A Hacker?

computer hacker

The hacker’s 401k contributions are made in half-cent increments.

He whispers, “Let’s see you use that credit card now, Professor “I-Don’t-Give-A’s-In-Computer-Science!”

The hacker wins Lotto in different states five years in row.

He gives his phone number in hex.

If the internet connection goes down, he remains totally calm.

Anyone who annoys a hacker gets hit with a $50,000 phone bill.

He would say, “Oh, really” 434 times during any computer movie.

Somehow he seems to get free streaming premium channels on his computer.

He would have “public-key encryption” as a favorite.

His computer boots up to, “Good Morning, Mr. President.”

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