Category: Lists
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Top Ten Signs of PMS (PostMenopausal Syndrome)
Worried about PostMenopausal Syndrome (PMS)? Here is a handy checklist for women who believe they suffer from PMS. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. You’re using your…
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What couples do and say before and after a marriage
22 facts of Marriage What couples say and do before and after marriage. Before – You take my breath away. After – I feel like I’m suffocating. Before – Twice a night. After – Twice a month. Before – She loves the way I take control of a situation. After – She called me a…
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32 auto insurance claims guaranteed to fail
A guide on what not to write on your auto insurance claim forms. I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought. I pulled into a rest stop with smoke coming from under the hood. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with…
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Top ten things not to say at a funeral
What are the top 10 things you should not say at a funeral? What’s that smell? So who’s that sleeping in the box? I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit. I would have loaned him my good rope if I’d known what he was using it for! (to the widow) Now that you’re single,…
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You won’t believe what sports commentators said on live tv
The censors could not stop these comments before they went live on national sports telecasts with surprising results. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” Dressage commentator: “This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I…
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List of the 15 funniest complaints to a landlord
The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and burnt my knob off. This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the man next door. The toilet seat is cracked: where do…