What are the top 10 things you should not say at a funeral?
- What’s that smell?
- So who’s that sleeping in the box?
- I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.
- I would have loaned him my good rope if I’d known what he was using it for!
- (to the widow) Now that you’re single, how about a date?
- It must suck to be dead.
- (crying) I guess this means I’m out of the buck he owes me! :~(
- When do we eat?
- Can I have his car?
- People sure look stupid dead.
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