Top ten things not to say at a funeral

What are the top 10 things you should not say at a funeral?

1. What’s that smell?
2. So who’s that sleeping in the box?
3. I wouldn’t be caught dead in that outfit.
4. I would have loaned him my good rope if I’d known what he was using it for!
5. (to the widow) Now that you’re single, how about a date?
6. It must suck to be dead.
7. (crying) I guess this means I’m out of the buck he owes me! :~(
8. When do we eat?
9. Can I have his car?
10. People sure look stupid dead.