Category: Lists
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Win with women test: How do you score?
In the world of romance, one single rule applies Make the woman happy Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don’t get any points for doing something she expects … Sorry, that’s the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point…
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Ten Things Only Women Understand
Only Women Understand This Cats’ facial expressions The need for the same style of shoes in different colors Why bean sprouts aren’t just weeds Fat clothes Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell Cutting your bangs to make them grow Eyelash curlers The inaccuracy…
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This Happens Only In America
ONLY IN AMERICA Can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. There are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. Drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. People order double…
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14 Life Lessons My Mother Taught Me
My Mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.” My Mother taught me MEDICINE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.” My Mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test,…
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Find out the real reason people get tired at work.
I’m always too tired to do the work. For a couple years I’ve been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job. Now I found out the real reason: I’M OVERWORKED. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the…
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How to master a relationship. Know these 10 Commandments.
Ten Commandments on the relationship between men and women. Once you memorize these simple principles about men and women, you can live in harmony forever. Smart man + smart woman = Romance Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy Dumb man + smart woman = Affair Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage A man will…