How to master a relationship. Know these 10 Commandments.

relationship man womanTen Commandments on the
relationship between men and women.

Once you memorize these simple principles about men and women, you can live in harmony forever.

  1. Smart man + smart woman = Romance
    Smart man + dumb woman = Pregnancy
    Dumb man + smart woman = Affair
    Dumb man + dumb woman = Marriage
  2. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs
    A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item she does not need.
  3. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband
    A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
  4. A successful man is one makes more money than his wife can spend
    A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  5. To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot
    To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
  6. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed
    Women somehow deteriorate overnight.
  7. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t
    A man marries a woman expecting she won’t change, but she does.
  8. Married men live longer than single men
    But married men are more willing to die.
  9. Any married man should forget his mistakes
    There’s not use in two people remembering the same thing.
  10. A woman has the last word in any argument
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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